This A Bar 99% Of Us Dudes Will Never Be Able To Reach.

99% of us dudes aren't wiping our ass with hundred dollar bills like Travis. Being able to have the kind of money that says "hey, today seems like a nice day to buy a new mansion for my new girlfriend and I to get away from the paparazzi" has got to be pretty nice. Here's the deal, he probably made 6 million off his damn jersey sales ever since they started dating if we are being honest with ourselves, so this is the least he could do for her. Also, just some terribly bad news for us fellas. You know a bunch of chicks out there are now raising their expectations to "buy me a house" levels. First it was the "let me see your bank account" on the first date to now this shit. Tough time to be a guy out in the dating scene. No doubt about it.

On a separate note, apparently the place has a mini golf course? Hell yeah. That is worth 5 million right there in my book alone. You want to talk about raising the value of a house? Just throw a mini golf course in the back yard and you've immediately piqued my interest. You know how fun it would be to come home after a stressful ass day at work and go play your own mini golf course to take some stress off? Yeah, pretty nice. Congrats to Travis on everything. The guy seems to be living the dream at the moment. Super Bowl Champion, dating Taylor Swift, buying new mansions. Not bad. Not bad at all damnit.

P.S. Chiefs -5.5 on Sunday. Book it.