Crazy Chick Says She Wouldn't Sell Her Dog For 200K

Let me start by saying I love dogs. I would probably die for my dog. Now that that is out of the way, we can have a serious conversation. I knew this chick was a psycho the second she said she birthed the dog. No you didn't Alexis. Shut the hell up. She confirmed she is a psycho when she said she wouldn't sell her dog for any amount of money. Are you kidding me? Surely she is saying that for content only. I love my dog. But if someone came up to me and said "we want your dog, here is 200K in cash", he would be on his way to a new home that instant. Enjoy your life pal. 200K?? What planet am I on? 

You could buy 10 more dogs with that money. You know how many McRibs you could buy with that? 40 thousands McRibs. Yes I did the math. Maybe she is filthy rich and 200K is like pennies to her. I have no clue but if you want to offer me 200K for my dog, he will be on your porch the next morning. I still love you Teddy.