There Is One Man I Am Keeping My Chick Away From. Cletus Johnson.

Yes that is Cletus Johnson and yes that is a knife. Cletus won the most important sporting event that took place in the country over the weekend. Forget college football, forget Taylor Swift showing up to the Chiefs game. Our guy Cletus won the NCAA Blade Sport National Championship.

Couple things we need to be clear on. One, Cletus could get any chick he wants in the country after that performance. Secondly, If they were ever to remake the movie Commando, our guy Cletus needs to be in there. No man in the world on a bigger heater right now than Cletus Johnson.